1. |
9pm
02:20
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you may call me an old person
but i'm not an old person
i'm just someone
who goes to bed when i feel tired
going to bed at 9 PM
it's a normal thing to do
i'm tired now so why not?
who are you to tell me what to do?
going to bed at 9 PM
9 PM !
is when I got tired
so i'm going to bed at 9
going to bed at 9
(9 9 9 9)
you may judge me, but I'm not gonna sway
i'm just someone who knows when to call it a day
so at 9 PM I hit the hay
at 9 PM
[guitar solo]
9 PM
you may call me an old person
but i'm not an old person
i'm only 46
and I've decided:
i'm going to bed at 9PM
9 PM
9 PM
9 PM
I'm an adult
i can decide when i go to sleep
i'm tired now so why not?
who are you to tell me what to do?
[end]
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2. |
auto correct
02:19
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have you been rejected by my heart or just my phone?
is it just autocorrect or do i want to be alone?
i wanted to write 'i love you'
but my phone knew it wasn't true
autocorrect
autocorrect
my phone knows what i want
my phone knows what i want
i tried to write "I love you,"
and it kept on changing
to something else
my phone knows what i want
my phone knows what i want
at least i ducking know
that i don't know
autocorrect
you've been rejected
by my phone
i live ... i l o f ... I lose...
autocorrect
autocorrect
you've been rejected
by my phone
(what do i want?)
autocorrect
autocorrect
you've been rejected
by my phone
my thumbs are stupid
my phone is smart
it knows me better
than my own heart
my phone knows what i want
yeah i know what i want
my phone knows what i want
yeah i know what i want
autocorrect
auto correct
autocorrect
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3. |
i'm wrung out
02:00
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hollowed out shell
feel like hell
i'm a friggin dishrag (wrung out)
I'm out, I'm done, good luck, have fun
I'm out, I'm done, good luck
have fun
have fun
have fun
have fun
never wanted it
not even a little bit
sick of dealing with your shit
so i ...
so i just quit
I'm out, I'm done, good luck, have fun
I'm out, I'm done, good luck
have fun
have fun
have fun
have fun
never wanted it
not even a little bit
sick of dealing with your shit
so i quit
oh I was your dish rag,
i am a dish rag
yeah a dish rag, i'm a dish rag
wrung out
(wrung out)
have fun
have fun
have fun
have fun
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4. |
password incorrect
02:10
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It's been too long, I lost my way
Lost your love with words I couldn't say
Tried everything I thought I knew
Misspelled our love now I’m locked out of you
Let me in, let me in
Password too strong, let me start again
Let me in, let me in
What's the difference between now and then?
i’m just lost, feel so confused
Tried everything I thought that I knew
Texted you three times, called you at two
Not one answer. Am I locked out of you?
Let me in, let me in
Password too strong, let me start again
Let me in, let me in
What's the difference between now and then?
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5. |
this is the sad one
03:07
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this is the saddest song in the world
i am now singing the saddest song in the world
It's about sad things, it's very sad (this song)
It's about sad things, it's really sad (this song)
this song is sadder than being dumped by a loser
(sadder than that)
saddest song in the world
sadder than the first part of the Pixar movie Up
saddest song in the world
this is the saddest song in the world
I am now singing the saddest song in the world
It's about sad things, it's really...
[whistle]
this song is sadder than a seasick pirate
(sadder than that)
who dies of a broken heart
(sadder than that)
and he's kicked out of heaven
and he's cursed to haunt the world
a ghost on a desert island
he's a ghost haunting nobody
a ghost
haunting himself
da da dadaa daadaa
this is the saddest song in the world
i am now singing the saddest song in the world
It's about sad things, it's very sad
It's about sad things, it's really sad
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6. |
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7. |
let me disappoint you
02:28
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(c'mon)
all aboard the disappointment train
we're leavin' the station, nothin' will be the same
we're the masters of letdown, the kings and queens of shame
so buckle up baby it's gonna be a wild ride
get on the disappointment express
where dreams go to die and hopes regress
we're the ultimate letdown, the champions of mess
get ready for heartbreak, we're here to impress
I disappointed you
didn't mean to
just seems to be a cycle
so i guess i'll keep doing it
choo-choo
choo-choo
all aboard the sisappointment train
where dreams go to die and hope goes down the drain
we're the ultimate letdown, the champions of mess
when it comes to hearbreak we're here to impress
ohhhhhhh
knock knock
who's there?
i'm late
please pass the methylphenidate
all aboard the disappointment train
where dreams go to die and hope goes down the drain
we're the ultimate letdown, the champions of mess
when it comes to hearbreak we're here to impress
please let me disappoint you
it's the least i could do
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8. |
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the world is not so fair, and hardly anybody cares
but when it all gets to you, i can tell you just what to do....
punch a puppet
punch a puppet
punch a puppet
punch a puppet
if you ever wanna just punch another man
what you really need now is to punch another hand
(and)
punch a puppet
punch a puppet
punch a puppet in the face
punch a puppet
should you really wanna punch another man
what you really need now is to punch another hand
punch a puppet, punch a puppet,
punch a puppet in the face, punch a puppet (woah)
punch a puppet in the face, punch a puppet (woah)
punch a puppet in the face, punch a puppet (woah)
punch a puppet in the face, punch a puppet (woah)
puppets are for punchin'
don't let the world get to you
don't let the world get to you
don't let the world get to you
don't let it get to youuu
pu-puppet pu-puppet pu-puppet pu-puppet pu-puppet pu-puppet pu-puppet pu-puppet pu-puppet pu-puppet pu-puppet pu-puppet pu-puppet pu-puppet pu-puppet
should you really wanna punch another man
what you really need now is to punch another hand
punch a puppet
punch a puppet
punch a puppet in the face
punch a puppet
punch a puppet
punch a puppet
punch a puppet in the face
punch a puppet
[fake end]
punch a puppet
punch a puppet
punch a puppet in the face
punch a puppet
puppets are for punchin
don't let the world get to you
don't let the world get to you
don't let the world get to you
don't let the world get to you
don't let it get you you
puppet puppet puppet puppet puppet
punch a puppet
punch a puppet
punch a puppet in the face
punch a puppet
woah
punch a puppet
punch a puppet
punch a puppet in the face
punch a puppet
woah
[instrumental]
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9. |
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Turquoise is Fruit Punch
Magenta is Raspberry
Dark Green is Apple
Dark Blue is Blueberry
Black is Licorice
Green is Mint
Orange is Orange
Orange is Orange
Orange is Orange
Orange is Orange
Orange is Orange
Orange is Orange
Orange is Orange
Orange is Orange
Orange is Orange
the red one....
I'm not sure what the red one is
is it cherry?
they say they’re non-toxic enough
that's good enough for me
(yeah)
mister
sketch
mister
mister
mister
sketch
Orange is Orange
Orange is Orange
Orange is Orange
Orange is
Magentaa
Orange is Orange
Orange is Orange
Orange is Orange
Orange is Orange
Orange is Orange
(yeah)
Mister
Sketch
Mister
Magentaa
is raspberry
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10. |
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[HIT]
introduce a gentle melody
at the beginning
maybe add some atmospheric pads
or a vocal sample
if you want to
[HIT]
once the tone is established
increase the tension
layer more bass
layer on more rhythmic elements
layer more everything
and make it go crazy loud
before the drop
[HIT]
this is the main part
with nice heavy bass
and a driving kick drum
yeah a nice heavy bass
and a driving kick drum
yeah a nice heavy bass
and a driving kick drum
this is how you make an EDM pop song
an EDM pop song
[HIT]
wowow wowww
goes the bass
wowow wowww
[HIT]
once the main part is established
try to keep the energy high
add smaller buildups
add variation
you can add a momentary pause
or a rhythmic change
give the audience a rest
before going back to the main section
[HIT]
maybe go halftime
to keep it interesting
the audience knows they're being teased
they're playing along
so continue the cycle
of tension and release
back to the main section
with nice heavy bass
and a driving kick drum
this is how you make an EDM pop song
an EDM pop song
and the bass goes
wowow wowwww
wowowww wowww
wowwwww wowwww
wowwww woww
woww woww woww woww
wowww wowwwww
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